I smile because I am in a good mood 84% of the time. If I'm in a bad mood, I think about it for a second and smile because I think hardship is funny (especially mine.)
I have tried, and failed, many times; but have never successfully used a pay phone in my life.
I absolutely despise racism, unless it makes me laugh.
I have narrowed my career interests down to chemistry, medicine, teaching, hobo, computers, engineering, drug research, art history, public health, anthropology, business, marketing, cowboy, translator, writer, producer, office scrub, pharmacist, or other.
I don't believe in anything but myself.
I'm pretty sure karma and irony are real.
