About Me. An Ongoing Project.

• I have never, in my entire life, been able to successfully use a pay phone.

• I try to be slightly above average in everything possible- Like Tiki Barber. Work on something (ex. Running, Writing, Rafting, etc.) just hard enough to become better at it than 50% of everybody else; and then move on. Who has time nowadays to be amazingly great at one thing? I know I don't, so I choose to be sufficiently well at all things.

• I rarely get annoyed, and I rarely feel upset. Ironically, one thing that does grind me gears is when other people get angry illogically; my ironically hypocritical aspect is that I get annoyed with ironic hypocrites (ex. fundamentalists, atheist d-bags, the people on the TV, and anyone who's ever had an opinion. Ever.)

• To be continued.